Showing off can leave you bruised.

[The Curtism]

A work colleague asked if she could hit me. I said sure. She said she was going to hit me in the shoulder. I said fine.

Then she hit me. I asked her to hit me again. She did.

Neither hit was hard. I felt compelled to demonstrate a relatively hard hit. I do quite a bit of ab work. So as a gorilla beats his chest I beat my stomach. Repeatedly. Until I was asked to stop.

Now I have a massive bruise on my abs and a feeling of complete embarrassment. I must vent to cleanse myself of this.